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<DIV>Dis be Annie and me and Maggie be hiding behind da furniture, mommy
& dady be yelling dem dirty words at each odder again, dis be da
scoop, after mommy gotz home wif me and my test her wuz going to go
outside and her wuz wearing dem flippy floppy things and her fall down da
basement stairs , yes her dooz four of dem, her said F*&%^$%^*
G&^%$ Damit her wuz mad at hersef, her calls our human brudder Joel an him
take her to dat hospital place and dem do X-Rays and a MRI momma sez it
makes lots of noise BING BANG RAT TAT TAT. dey say she gotz big tear in her ham
string ( momma gotz HAM ???? where dat ham? I didn't see no ham ! )
so her beez on dem scary silver tingy things called crutches and her goes see
orthopedic doc today, dey start therapy on Monday and dey gabe her two cortizone
shots wif BIG long needles !!!!!!!! doc said NO knee replacement until dis heals
doc gib her cocaine ( it's not cocaine Annie it be tylenol 4 wif Codiene ) mommy
crabby, now her gots two bad knees and bad back, sez we might as well shoot
her, Daddy said GREAT IDEA, let me getz my gun ! him crabby
too coz he gotz to do all da work around here and take care of me and Maggie and
YEP He gotz to clean up POO !!!!!!!!!!! Daddy sez he wants to go north and
mommy told him not ta let dat door hit him in da ass on da way out !!!!!!
me and Maggie we beez laying low, real low, don't ebin breath
hard, iffin we hab to pee or poo we going ta hold it long as we can don't want
to ask crab a** daddy fur nottin . daddy sez he did't sign up fur nurse maid
duty and den dat roof flew off ob our house and momma sez dere were
a lot ob tings I didn't sign up fur !!! </DIV>
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<DIV>dis bee Evil Annie ober and out oh ya Maggie
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