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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>Beauford: We had a TERRIBLE thing happen last night. I may be scarred for life.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Bugsey: Beauford, it was NOT that bad. It happened to me and I got LIVER out of the deal.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Beauford: Bugsey was biting his big rear end and when the momslave called the vet the vet said to check his ANALS. I really, really hate that! I have to have it done about once a month. It makes me cry and it takes both the DH and the momslave to do it. It is TERRIBLE!!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Bugsey: I don’t know what your problem is. Momslave uses a glove and petroleum jelly. I got lots of liver treats out of the deal. I told her she could do it again if I got more liver.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Momslave: I still want to know why I found a ROCK in there. Why in doG’s name would you eat a rock Bugsey?<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Bugsey: You didn’t have any liver treats handy. I want to know why Beauford gets liver treats because he is so traumatized by me getting a finger up my butt?!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Momslave: The same reason he gets treats when he is traumatized by you getting shots, and your ears cleaned.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Bugsey: He is a big wuss? <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Momslave: Yep. I would say he is faking it but he is usually so upset he can’t even eat the treats.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Bugsey: How do you get so upset you can’t eat treat?!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Beauford: I need a home that understands me better!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>A mini play brought to you by Jennifer the momslave, Beauford and Bugsey<o:p></o:p></p></div></body></html>