<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>Well, if you think Bev is curious you haven't seen anything yet. There are plenty of things the clueless momPerson wants to know. For example:</div><div><br></div><div>1) How does Snoopy get things from the MIDDLE of the counter where even Cyrus cannot reach? I suspect that is his photograph on the card that Ruger and Colt's mom (Michele) shared. My husband caught him last night .... he said Snoopy jumped as high as he could, stuck his neck all the way out, stuck his TONGUE all the way out, and managed to tag the donut box in the center of the counter and knock it to the ground, knocking the challah loaf down in the wake. Cluelessness runs in the family though and rather than take the donuts AWAY from Snoopy my DH came to me to share this information
and by the time I got to the kitchen Snoopy had polished off the 4 remaining donuts (2 chocolate of course) and was working on the challah (which I took).</div><div><br></div><div>2) Why are people such IDIOTS? Last night I walked Snoopy and Cyrus (like all nights) and we met two ladies (I use the term loosely) one of whom was clearly falling down drunk and the other was obviously trying to help her friend walk it off. Well, they wanted to pet the dogs so I said ok .... and the drunk one reached down and grabbed Snoopys ears and PULLED on them .... shouting ohhhhhhhh they are so soft ..... oh ... I am molesting your dog. Fortunately Snoopy has clean, clear ears and he's not sensitive about them .... I mean, some dogs would have NAILED her .... and then ..... later in our walk ... her friend had to hold her back to keep her from rushing into the street but when we reached the sidewalk she did it AGAIN. Clueless people
attract other clueless people???</div><div><br></div><div>3) I want to know why it is ok for Snoopy to climb up onto the couch, the reading chair, the bed, even the kitchen table but NOT the car .... nope, no way, needs a boost to go up 6 inches.</div><div><br></div><div>4) Today on my morning run I encountered a dog on the trail. I don't like to leave them because there is a waterway and animals and also cyclists and kids so I called her and she wasn't so sure she wanted to come but I convinced her and she came over and let me check her tags. There are houses that back up to the trail (EXPENSIVE houses) so I found the right one and took her to the back gate and called out. The guy came out and said oh, is she out again? We've lost the key to the back gate so we can't let her in. She was a maybe 40 lb shepard mix so I picked her up and offered to hoist her up over the gate. Nope, he didn't think he could
hold her up on his end. OK, so we made our way down the fenceline and found a partially plugged hole and unplugged it and pushed her back through and plugged it back up and as he closed the hole back up he said to me .... if you want her you can have her. Now there's a screening process for you. SHEESH. And then my running partner said "gee, seems like a nice dog, we're thinking about getting a dog, maybe I should take her." My running partner AND her huband both work full time, 2 kids in school with activities so no one is ever home and they've never had any type of pet before.</div><div><br></div><div>No wonder I am clueless, everyone I meet is rubbing off on me!!!!</div><div><br></div><div>More later from the clueless momPerson</div><div style="position:fixed"></div>
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