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--></style></head><body lang="EN-US" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div class="WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal">Apparently Gabe realized that he did not do any gift-giving during the Holiday season, and so has been trying to make up for it. The other morning, he comes in the house and drops a frozen cat turd on the kitchen floor at my feet. Extremely gross, I know, but I was quite amazed that he would give up what to him is certainly a prized delicacy. DH says this proves how much Gabe loves me.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">So that evening, I tell teenage son who is still home on college break that he will never believe what Gabe gave me that morning. To which teenage son replies – a frozen cat turd – he brought me one today too. He appreciated the gift even less than I did . . .</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal">Alicia, Flo, Gabe (ok I’m done shopping now), and Liz</p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"> </p></div></body></html>