<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>How to Terrify a momPerson</div><div>by Cyrus</div><div><br></div><div>1) Run out back and play with Snoopy & Thor</div><div>2) Charge around with those two clowns running and playing and cornering and showing off</div><div>3) Turn hard to your left</div><div>4) Scream</div><div>5) Fall to the ground</div><div>6) Appear to be unable to get up</div><div>7) Finally get up, on three legs, with the left front one at an "odd angle"</div><div>8) Stand there leaning on momPerson while dadPerson rushes out and momPerson goes in to secure the bassets and grab her purse</div><div>9) Hobble on three legs to the car</div><div>10) Listen as she calls ahead as she drives telling them she is bring me in
injured</div><div><br></div><div>How to make your momPerson look like an idiot</div><div>By Cyrus</div><div><br></div><div>1) Hop out of the car at the vets on 4 legs</div><div>2) PULL the whole way into the office and lunge around like a wild man</div><div> a) this is important because they cannot see a limp when you jump every step</div><div>3) Lay down in the examing room and pretend nothing is wrong</div><div><br></div><div>Dr Heading wasn't fooled ..... she had him stand and tried lifting the good leg .... no sale. Ankle is OK, she thinks he wrenched his elbow. Said she didn't think he needed an xray because he was bearing some weight. Put him on Metacam (anyone know anything about this drug?) and said he can't play or go on dog walks until he's better.</div><div><br></div><div>Frazzled momPerson .... with contributions by Cyrus</div><div style="position:fixed"></div>
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