<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: medium; "><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="687" style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 3.75pt; width: 515.25pt; padding-right: 3.75pt; padding-top: 0in; "><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="607" style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 3.75pt; width: 455.25pt; padding-right: 3.75pt; padding-top: 0in; "><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">Dear God: Here is a list of</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0,
0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">just some of the things I must remember</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">to be a good Dog:</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">it or after he throws it up.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">2. I will not roll on dead
seagulls, fish,</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">5. The garbage collector is not stealing our
stuff.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">underwear when he's on the toilet.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">7. Sticking my nose into someone's</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.</span></b><span
style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">8. I don't need to suddenly stand</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">straight up when I'm under the coffee table.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">entering the house - not after.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);
"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">10. I will not come in from outside,</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">11. I will not sit in the middle of the living</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">room, and lick my crotch.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div
align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">so when I play with him and he makes that noise,</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">it's usually not a good thing.</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold; "> </span></b></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0"
cellspacing="0" style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: medium; "><tbody></tbody></table><div style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: medium; "><div><div><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 10pt; "><br><img src="https://webmail2.agoc.com/mime.php?file=image1.gif&cid=11.2544883436@web161603.mail.bf1.yahoo.com" height="45" width="35"></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div></div></div><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: medium; "><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="687" style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 3.75pt; width: 515.25pt; padding-right: 3.75pt; padding-top: 0in; "><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="607" style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 3.75pt; width: 455.25pt; padding-right: 3.75pt; padding-top: 0in; "><div align="center" style="text-align:
center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; ">may I have my testicles back?</span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 12pt; "></span></div></td></tr></tbody></table><pre style="font-family: arial, helvetica; font-size: medium; text-align: center; "><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 10pt; "> </span></pre></div></div></div><div style="font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt; position: fixed; "></div>
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