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<p class="MsoNormal">Introducing the Bassets of Mayhem </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Full Contact Drooling</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>(If you've been watching Knights of
Mayhem on NatGeo or looking forward to Full Metal Jousting on
History, you'll know where we came up with this!)<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Lord Chipdip of Hushpuppy, Kelvin, a basset
of such incredible speed and cunning that sour cream containers
the world over scream in fear.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>No
hushpuupy is safe from his evil ways.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>His skill on the battle
field is so legendary he needs only fart in his opponent’s
general direction to win.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Sultan of Sausage, Gus, a basset so focused
on his mission to eat all the sausage he can find that a mere
pellet gun will not dissuade him.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>The chief of security in his domain, don’t dare touch his
kitties or you can lose an arm.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>He may not start it but he will finish it.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Princess Whiny Butt, Curie, don’t let her
ferret hop fool you this basset is a danger to all things small
and fuzzy.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Moles,
pigeons and stuffies beware!<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There
is no toy she can’t destuff, there is no mole she can’t dig out
of hiding and eat, there is no poo she will not eat.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Her weapon of choice is the
whine.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Priestess of Heights, <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city
w:st="on">Ada</st1:city></st1:place>, bassets the world over
hail her for her extraordinary feats of climbing.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>She is faster than any cat
at mousing.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>She runs
naked and furless, baring her boobs to anyone daring enough to
look her direction.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>She
brings poo home for dinner.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>She
will lick you to death.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Madame Chew 'Em All, Maggie, the Magginator,
the muscle behind our security detail.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>120 pounds of raw attitude,
she can rid you of trespassers in 10 seconds flat.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If it squeaks it dies.<span
style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If it’s fluffy it gets
eaten.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If it will fit in
her mouth it will get chewed. She fears nothing other than
rain.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If she can’t scare
it she’ll knock it over and sit on it.<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Carmen and the Bassets of Mayhem....
formerly known as the herd.....<br>
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