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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Oh holy creepin kats girls, it be Sunday mawnin early and I gets to the Sweet Meat Shoppe to get ready for the Sunday mawnin crowd that wants pastries and kiluchies…kalachies…sausages wrapped in biscuits and lots of fresh coffee and tea – and the COFFEE MACHINE IS BUSTED!!! So I gets out the cellerphone quik and calls Miss Elder Clara. And I says whut do I do!!????!!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Well I shoulda known that Miss Clara would have the answer. She says, Call Zephyr. And I says, WHUT??? And she says, Call Zephyr Funk, he was the guiding light and inspiration behind the Moon Doggie Coffee back home, he helped keep the place running. Zephyr will help you out. So I calls Zephyr Funk, but he not answering the cellerphone. Ut-oh. So I says, think Sister Anna, think. Where would Zephyr be this early in the mawnin? Ah-HAH, he wud be over at the Bocchhhee Ball Court. (I don’t fink I spelled Bocccchee right but you know whut I mean, dat game all the Florida hounds play.) <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>What’s that you asked Sister Holly? Why would Zephyr be playin Florida Boooocchhhhe ball when he is from New Jersey? Really now, what a question. Everhound knows dat all Florida hounds is originally from New York or New Jersey, it’s a unwritten rule. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Ahemmm, back to ma story. Anywhoo, I goes to the Boooccchee Court and der he be, so I splained ma predicament and Zephyr sez I’ll go get ma tools Sister Anna, and meet you at the Shoppe. So he went one direction and I went the other and we met at the Shoppe and he fixed the coffee machine in about 10 minutes. Whew. So Sister Anna and Zephyr had a sitdown over a cup of fine coffee and some kooluchkies or whateber they is called, and had a lovely chat about coffee and shops and both our famblies at home. An I be invited to the Booccchkie Ball Turnamint next weekend. Now whut am I gonna wear??? I needs a hat. Clara, Clara, where does I get a hat???<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Lub and kissies, Sister Anna<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Anita Woodrum<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><a href="mailto:awoodrum@clear.net">awoodrum@clear.net</a><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>