<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><DIV>Hi All, it's Snoopy here,</DIV>
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<DIV>I am having trouble with the momPerson. Now I know she is clueless but she needs to be more sensitive to my needs. Yesterday she was just not nice. First, she took my LuLu someplace. She really did, she leashed up LuLu and left with her in the morning. I told her not to. I tried yelling. I tried crying. I tried ahrooo'ing. I even tried shoving. She still left with my LuLu. So, when Natalie went off to school I got past her to go look for my LuLu. But, I couldn't search because Natalie was crying. So, I did a flat basset ... without laying down. Natalie can't pull me if I don't want to be pulled ....so ... I made her miss the bus. But eventually I let her lead me home and dadPerson took Natalie to school.</DIV>
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<DIV>And then momPerson came back with LuLu. Cyrus and I inspected every inch of LuLu. Her haunch is shaved and smells like medicine. But she feels better so we all settled in for a nap. Lunch time came and momPerson took Cyrus and went to the park WITHOUT me!!! Oh, it was just too much. She was mumbling some nonsense about my being a handfull and wanting some peace. So she and Cyrus went off without me. I cried. I yelled. I ahrooooooooooooooooooooo'd. And they didn't even care. When they came home they claimed that the park was full of labs and goldens and rowdy dogs. momPerson says she doesn't want me playing bump and run with big rowdy dogs anymore. I was soooooooooo sad.</DIV>
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<DIV>So then, after dinner we went on the dog walk. I yelled my head off the whole entire walk. AHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to you!!! I was yelling and I was pulling and I was past all patience. The whole, entire time. Did you notice how close it is to a full moon?</DIV>
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<DIV>We came home from the walk and I went and lay down. momPerson came and lay down and hug me. I put my paws out and let her hug me and moaned and signed and cried a little bit. She hugged me and I hugged her and talked it out. I use my front legs like arms and great big front feet as hands and I hug momPerson just like a little kid does ... pressing on her with the feet and hugging with the legs. We made up. She loves me. I am her special smushy boy. Except when I'm snarky. Then I am her special snarky boy. But I am always the clueless momPersons special Snoopy.</DIV>
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<DIV>More later from Snoopy, OEBE, Curator of Missing Objects</DIV>
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<DIV>P.S. Tomorrow night we will have our seder. I am planning on finding (and curating) the afikomin (hidden matzah). It is worth a prize. Any suggestions for houndie prizes for finding afikomin?? I wanted chocolate covered matzah but I'm told I am NOT getting that.</DIV></div></body></html>