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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>This is Director Ruger of the ASTT with an URGENT
message to CIC Bo and to any ASTT & PBF that might be
listen...errr reading this. ASTT HQ is under attack...I rebark...WE
ARE UNDER ATTACK! There is either a very large squirrelistan...Giant,
maybe even Squirrelzilla! Or hundreds of squirrelistans that have invaded
HQ ASTT. It or they are in our roof as I paw this urgent message.
CIC Bo launch the fleet, launch the SEAL teams, the Marines and the Combat
Controllers and the Pararescue! Launch the A10's and the fighter jets.
Launch the Bombers. WE are in serious deep doggie pooh here. We are
out dogged and out gunned...SEND RE-ENFOCEMENTS!!!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>What is that Colt? Call off the Alert,
Why? It was what? Daddy?!?! Well what in doGs name is he doing up in
the roof? Sending up a solar flare? OOOhhhh setting up a solar
fan to help cool our house. Well he didn't run that up the chain of
command...I didn't authorize that.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ohh, ahh hum <gulp> sorry folks...This has
been a test of your Emergency Hound Bark Alert system. This has been only a
test. We now continue with your regularly scheduled daily
drool.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger, Director of ASTT </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>ASTT HQ, Florida</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>sheepishly barking out.</FONT></DIV>
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