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<BR>Apologies if you have heard this one before:<BR> <BR>How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?<BR> <BR>GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got the whole of our lives ahead and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?<BR> <BR>BORDER COLLIE: Just one. Then, I'll replace any wiring that's not up to standard.<BR> <BR>DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.<BR> <BR>ROTTWEILER: Make me!<BR> <BR>BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.<BR> <BR>LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeaase let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Pleaseeee.<BR> <BR>GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.<BR> <BR>JACK RUSSELL: I'll just pop it in while I'm bounding off the walls and furniture.<BR> <BR>OLD ENGLISH: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!<BR> <BR>POINTER: I see it, there it is, right there....<BR> <BR>GREYHOUND: It isn't moving.....who cares???<BR> <BR>FRENCH POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<BR> <BR>BASSET HOUND: You want me to do WHAT? I have staff for that sort of thing.<BR> <BR>Courtesy of an old edition of the South of England Basset Hound Club newsletter.....<BR> <BR>Hilary, Alfie and Mille (UK)<BR> <BR> <BR> </div></body>
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