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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Director Ruger woofing in with a RED ALERT, ALL
PAWS ON DECK! I bark again ALL PAWS ON DECK! This morning HQ
ASTT Labador Retriever Division (which is right across the street form
HQ ASTT-Basset Division was attacked by a suicide squirrelistan
that took out an electrical transformer downing all power, which ultimately took
down their electronic security systems. The big WOOF went up and all paws were
scrambled from both units (labs and bassets), both HQ's was successfully
defended from the onslaught of squrrilistans trying to infiltrate, what they
thought was a defenseless Labador ASTT unit. They did not count on the
speed of which the Basset ASTT could mobilize and...well folks, we swooped
in and saved the day.DA ta da. It's UnderDog.. Oh excuse me. (dang
colt rubbing off on me) After the battle was over and the smoke
cleared, Red Power Dog was called in and restored power to the Labs ASTT
HQ. No casualties were taken by either lab or basset. One
squirrelistan has went to meet his maker!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>HQ ASTT Labador Retriever Division
&</FONT> <FONT size=2 face=Arial>HQ ASTT-Basset Division fall under the
Office of BoneLand Security. With this attack The Office of BoneLand
Security has raised the terror alert threat to Red, White & Blue!
Meaning to arms my dogs we will not give the squirrelistans a victory on this
the week of OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! Fight for Freedom, Fight for Steak,
Fight for Chickie, hamboogies, hot doggers, apple pie and the Basset Hound
way! </FONT><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Now a note from Colt</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger Woofing out</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Director HQ ASTT</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Gulf Coast, FL</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Colt Woofing in, No poop their I was standing on
the back patio looking for squirrelstans and then I heard the Biggomost boom
ever I heard and wow doggies I dun saw the smoke and the smell of bar-b-que
squirrel waffed into my snooter. I sniffed, I sniffed some more and then I
yelled to Momma. Open the doorz we be underz attack...either that or the
labadors have started 4th o'July bar-b-queing early! Either way let
me in and Ruger & I out the front door so we can go
PAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAYYY! Don't knowz if we going to a shin-dig, a hoe down or
a showdown! But we parting either way. I finally getz the old womenz to
open the door and Ruger and I dawn our acorn proof vest, grab our guns, and our
hot dogger roasting sticks and head for the fight or party...which ever it may
be. Well it a fight dog nab it. Still had fun chasing some squirrelistans
and threating to bar b que them for our biggie ol 4th of July
celebration! SEMPER FIDO and Bar-B-QUE!!! Colt woofing
out.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Colt & Ruger of the Bad A** Basset Brothers and
ASTT-Gulf Coast.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger "Colt why are you talking like daddy when he
is making fun of mommas people?"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Colt "Just thought it add a little flash and flare
to the story."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Ruger "Well it didn't...so stop talking like
that.!!!"</FONT></DIV>
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