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<DIV>YEP momma dun gone crazy wif da water hose, her go to therapy
today and come home and sez woo eee sum one smells, but she goes to
da hooman doctor yesterday, he dun told old lard butt dat her need to
loose 15 pounds, sez her not fat, just a tad chunky bwahahahah,
momma sez her don't eat a whole lot, but her fur got to mention all dat wine and
dem Gazillion bags of MM'S . well she been taking us fur
walks, two mornings in a row, not far, her got bad knees so
her can;t go far, but a little is better dan nun.so we come home and out come
dat hose, da one look like a snake, yep me and Maggie make bee line
fur da house, momma dun take hose to basement, she sez she use luke warm
water, out come a gazillion bottle of shampoo and body sprays, but first
her has to put on her sweat pants so dem gnats dont bite her legs. so now
we are ready, Maggie goes first, momma sez dis be much faster den dat bath
tub, so she wash and scrub and rinse and spray some good stuff on
Maggie, OK its my turn so momma starts spraying and by now her
got so much water in her sweat pants dat dey be hanging down REAL low, her butt
crack hanging out she trying to pull dem up but they too heavy wif water,
momma sez good ting all dem neighbor people work, so momma scrub and she rinse
and she wipe me all off and den WA_LA dem pants donw to her
ankles, all dat hanging on now is dem pretty pink undies, momma
sez OH S****** she dun take dem off ( just dem sweats )
and we run fur da house. dat be our baff day</DIV>
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<DIV>Evil Annie & Maggie</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>