<div dir="ltr">Dear Conley, Llewis, Nigel and Doc,<div style>We will be drooling for your mom. We know ALL about those stupid boots. Our mom has been in one since Browyn and Bugsey got caught on each others collars and Bugsey almost died the week before Thanksgiving. When the mom bent down to fix the collar, she heard a pop. Then her toe wasn't where it belonged. A month later they did surgery. Then it has been just one problem after another, but when she goes all leaky eyed we know we better be very quiet or we will get thrown in our crates. Browyn the stupid Fairy Princess read somewhere that fancy spas charge for mud baths. So, she has been giving herself one every chance she gets. We boys don't think she sees just how close she is to living a life in solitary confinement. Mom had the dad get those specail no poop eating pills that Snoopy, LuLu and Gracie are getting. It has now been a week. Browyn went out and pooped and smelled it and didn't eat. Mom was SO happy. Then Beauford HAD to go out and he ate it. I am not allowed to tell you what the mom said because this is a moderated listserv. I don't think what she said is allowed. Well then, Beauford pooped and Browyn ate it. Blue streaks were flying out of mom's mouth and she locked the door and told them they couldn't come in until they don't have poop breath any more. I think moms in boots are just more touchy. So we will drool in safe places where our mom won't slip in it and we will tell our mom to say some prayers.</div>
<div style><br></div><div style>Bugsey with Beauford (why am I locked outside!), and Browyn the Fairy Princess (I will just use this time to take another mud bath)</div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">
On Wed, Apr 17, 2013 at 2:37 PM, Beverly Szaton <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:bgszap2@gmail.com" target="_blank">bgszap2@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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<br><div dir="ltr"><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">Dis Conley.</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">We hab a liddel sityouwayshun here mebbe cud youse some drool, youse nose? Not a lot. No want no one slippin in it.</div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">Lass Friday MPerson had mindor surjury on she leff nee. She done done sumfine bad to it tore da Minny Is Cuss. (She cuss aboutit, too she did.)</div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">Nee doin GRATE!! Reely grate. Sereeyouslee.</div>
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Den dis mornin she leent ober to meke da bed for Nigel an she heer</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">
POP</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">in she RIGHT leg, in da (can dis be rite? Dis reely whut dey callit? Llewis-- check--it is hunh? Okdokey den:) Pop an BIG PAIN in she rite caff. Now member: it da LEFF NEE she done hab surjury on. </div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">So now she gots dis big "boot" (snicker..oh god dont let she see enywon laffin) dis big boot on she RITE leg an da cane for da Leff nee an she tryin so hard not to hab leeky eyes she feelin juss a liddel sorry for sheself.</div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">So mebber a liddel tiny drool for she. NO SLIPPIN IN IT.</div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">We tryina help but she a liddel touchy rite now.Eben da Bleke Dog in he crate.</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">
</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">She say</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">DONT GET AHED OB SHE WHEN SHE DRIVE WIF DAT BOOT ON!!!</div>
<div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default"> </div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">Lub an drool todem whut needs it.</div><div style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small" class="gmail_default">
Conley,Llewis, Nigel an Doc who specshally upset.</div></div>
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