<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div>Other people's bassets DO NOT:</div><div><br></div><div>Take themselves shopping at the local store after breaking their leash</div><div>Get up on the dining table</div><div>Open kitchen cupboards to eat whatever's there</div><div>Open the fridge to eat the contents</div><div>Leave the freezer open after not being able to open the drawers and eat those too</div><div>Climb on to the windowsill behind the sofa, then get wedged between the two</div><div>Walk over the piano keyboard</div><div>Drink from the fish pond</div><div>Walk on the fish pond when it is frozen</div><div>Hold socks hostage in exchange for treats</div><div>Climb over the dog guard in the car and curl up on the driver's lap</div><div>Steal the Christmas turkey</div><div>Chew up their uncle's "indestructible" phone</div><div>Unzip their niece's suitcase to
steal Easter eggs</div><div>Steal workmen's lunch . . . and their tools</div><div>Raid visitors' pockets and handbags.........</div><div><br></div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 16px; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; background-color: transparent; font-style: normal;">Sally, with PW Rolph OEBE and Clara, UK</div><div><br></div></div></body></html>