<div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif">Why.</font></font></div><div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif">WHY</font></font></div><div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif">WHY would they make a dog bed that you cannot wash?</font></font></div>
<div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif"></font></font> </div><div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif">MomPerson to Llewis, Conley, Doc and Nigel who projectile vomited all over Conley's unwashable bed.</font></font></div>
<div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif"></font></font> </div><div><font><font face="verdana,sans-serif">(More to the point, why did DH buy it?)</font></font></div>