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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>After Sister Bea’s last cat food theft (day before Thanksgivukkah during vacuum cleaner debacle), I moved all dry cat food bowls into the laundry room and barricaded the dogs out permanently. Then I took down the barricades on the kitchen doors. Bad move. Friday realized I had to go to the grocery store quickly, so jumped in the car and off I go. Kitchen doors are no longer barricaded, no dry cat food so no problem, right? Wrong. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Some time while I was gone Sister Bea the Brat came in, jumped up in one of the chairs at the kitchen table, then jumped onto the table to try to steal wet cat food. I give the cats a can of wet food in the evening, and trust me, it was long gone by yesterday morning. Didn’t stop Bea, she knocked the cat food saucer onto the floor, knocked the place mat it sits on onto the floor, and knocked over one of my Christmas table decorations. It’s a good thing she is normally so very sweet, or I’d kill me a dawg. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Did Sister Bea. Da Debil made me do it. Nuffin else ta say. Nitey-nite.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'>Anita Woodrum<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-family:"Comic Sans MS"'><a href="mailto:awoodrum@clear.net">awoodrum@clear.net</a><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>