<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">Dis COnley.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">I in jail.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">
I not da onliest won.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">Da bleke dog, he in jail too.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">
<br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">Da MomPerson hab had a s****y day. Won bad fing affer anodder.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">
She a liddel short on pashunce.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">(As in she got none a tall.)</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">
<br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">So in da middle ob her bad day the dog in beke barkin an we wented nutso runnin da fence she come ousside yelling IN DA HAWSE IN DA HAWSE.</div>
<div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">Now youseyoually da bleke dog he go in but dis time he got as far as da door turnt an shot like a bullit beke to da fense. I wented wif he an he so turnt on he run ober me well dis reely meke me mad an BOOM Ise goin affer he an he don't run he come affer ME an MomPerson bellerin like a ...I don nose whut so I run for da hawse an Doc he run affer me an we git innsite an I whirl around an he go for me an MomPerson grab he tail an hall he ass bekwards an I run for my crate an Doc he....</div>
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He turn roun an growl at MPerson.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">I glad I not dere. Yessir, for wonce I glad be in my safe liddel crate far, far away.</div>
<div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">I no see it but I heer it. Only she. He not sayin a word. Nuffin. I bin dere, yes I hab. I nose he sittin beke as far as he can an she rite in he face an she tawkin reeeeeeel low an I nose whut she look like an I nose his hart goin like 600hunnert mph.</div>
<div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">We ok now but I tekin bets on weffer Doc ever growl at MomPerson agin.</div>
<div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">Drool and Love to them whut needs it,</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:verdana,sans-serif;font-size:small">
Conley of Conley, Llewis, Nigel and this time, Doc.</div></div>