<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;font-size:12px"><div>Greetings from LuLu,</div><div> </div><div>As the only basset in the Rutz household who has not been taken out in the teenagers car and treated to soft serve ice cream I must protest. And I have. To no avail. And so I am seeking alternative lodgings. My qualifications are as follows:</div><div> </div><div>I am the queen of the household, I drool efficiently and effectively and profusely for all those needing it. I take care of Gracie who is a REAL cry baby and I keep Snoopy in line. I never make any sort of mistake. Ever. In all the years I've lived here I have not relieved myself inside since the second week of my arrival here (I was on drugs from surgery, it was not my fault). I never ever chew
anything up. I walk nicely on my lead and I get along with all dogs and small people. Large people I am picky about, I will come right to some while I will turn my head to the side and bite others on the ankle, but I digress. I am adorable. A stretch basset with extra long ears, floppy jowls and extremely large brown eyes.</div><div> </div><div>If you would like to offer appropriate lodging and soft serve ice cream then please reply.</div><div> </div><div>Sincerely,</div><div>LuLu</div></div></body></html>