<html><head></head><body><div class="yahoo-style-wrap" style="font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><div>Hello Athena, Snoopy here,</div><div><br></div><div>I know this Wioman, she is the softest touch there is! <span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Milk it my dear! </span></span>Here is a list of suggestions:</div><div><br></div><div>1) Tell her you are miserable, perhaps sob just a bit, and then indicate that a nice tender cut of steak could possibly help to sooth your sorrow. </div><div><br></div><div>2) Refuse to sleep anywhere but on her bed and then steal all the pillows</div><div><br></div><div>3) Do not eat kibble. Ever. Any. At all. This Woman will cook for you but she needs to feel like it's the only way you will eat.</div><div><br></div><div>4) Tell her she cannot leave your side. Even for a second. If she tries to close the bathroom door push it open and if she clicks it, sob.</div><div><br></div><div>5) Steal her stuff and hide it elsewhere. She loves that.</div><div><br></div><div>My clueless momPerson is visiting the UK next month and I shall send you some of my very best salmon jerky treats. Oh ..... and btw I am in the market for a girl friend if you're interested go to dalerutz.com and have a look at the handsome hunk of read and white hound, thats me.</div><div><br></div><div>More later from Snoopy who thinks he might have a new girlfriend.</div></div></body></html>