<html><head></head><body><div class="ydp4f852462yahoo-style-wrap" style="font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;"><div><div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Hello everybody and thank you for your welcome. It was a little bit reassuring.</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">However, yesterday was No Fun. The Woman took me to a Vetlady and I had to sit there while The Woman listed all the tings she thought were wrong with me and the vet said, yes I have an ear problem, yes, I have a skin infection and maybe I have a fistula in my mouth. My back leg is gimpy, but she couldn't find anything specific - just "the usual basset mess"! Cheek of the woman!</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Then she stuck her fingers somewhere quite uncalled for and said my anal glands were overfull and also infected!</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">And, if that wasn't all bad enough she said I was fat. Fat? Just because she looks like her dad was a stick insect! I'll have you know I have worked hard to get my Rubinesque figure, years of turning on the puppy eyes and a gentle paw on the lap. And now, The Woman, who has steadfastly refused to share ANYTHING with me, is going to starve me and give me baths!</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">I tell you, when my people come back I am going to give them such a talking to....</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Hello Snoopy,</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">I looked at your website. Your are very handsome. Maybe your mum could put pictures of me on there as The Woman isn't allowed to share me on Social Media.</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">By the way, what's a girlfriend?</div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Athena, UK</div></div><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Athena, UK</div></div><br></div></div></body></html>