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<body>Hi Chomper my hunk of burning love,<div><br /></div><div>I need you to spring me from doggie jail. I made the mistake of snarking at my lab sister when she walked by. That's what has earned me a time out in jail. I think it is a life sentence although mom insists that 15 minutes is not life. I beg to disagree. While in the pokey I was forced to watch my notabasset sister stroll around with complete freedom, I though torture was not allowed in the US. Anyway once I was out all was love and snuggles with my sis. Mom gets mad at me when I get snarky, but it wasn't my fault. I was sleeping and she walked past me. Please Chomper my hero, come save me from such abuse. </div><div><br /></div><div>Snooter kisses from Paisley.</div><div><br /></div><div>PS I told my lab sister I have a boyfriend and she doesn't. Do you think that was mean?</div></body></html>