<html><head></head><body><div class="yahoo-style-wrap" style="font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Hello from Chomper,</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">My mother is a gamer. She works for PlayStation and she plays their games. Which is something we allow once we've gotten our share of attention. But yesterday, oh yesterday she had her nerve. She was gone ALL day! She really was she got in her car early in the morning and left and didn't come home till after dark. And then, ..... well and then she comes in the door, says hi to daddy, says "hi" to me and Snoopy and that was IT she was already done with her greetings she put down her things and picked up that controller thingy and started playing her "G-d of War" video game. Well, that was not acceptable, i wanted belly rubs and scratches and to play fetch I wanted a walk and a cuddle and and and ....</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">So I went over by the door and grabbed a flip flop and I chewed that bad boy right up. And I mean into pieces. Well, mommy was shocked and she didn't like that and she told me to stop and then she had to get up because I was chewing on small hard pieces and she took them all away and threw them away and then she went BACK to her video game.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">So I went over by the door and grabbed her crock and I chewed that up.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Two pair of shoes, that'll teach her.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Goodbye from Chomper</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">with Snoopy who is the dickens</div></div></body></html>