<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><br><br><div dir="ltr">Sent from my iPhone</div><div dir="ltr"><br>Begin forwarded message:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><b>From:</b> Randy Miller <meistersinger11@icloud.com><br><b>Date:</b> December 13, 2018 at 6:38:47 PM EST<br><b>To:</b> dailydrool@lists.dailydrool.org<br><b>Subject:</b> <b>Santa Claus is bringing a hound</b><br><br></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><span>Oh, you better watch out</span><br><span>For the droopy jowl.</span><br><span>Hide the china and</span><br><span>Get a goober towel.</span><br><span>Santa Claus is bringing a hound.</span><br><span></span><br><span>He’s got a new toy</span><br><span>And is too darn cute.</span><br><span>Launches loogeys to the moon</span><br><span>And has stinky toots.</span><br><span>Santa Claus is bringing a hound.</span><br><span></span><br><span>He snores when he is sleeping.</span><br><span>Slobbers when he’s awake.</span><br><span>Steals things from your countertop</span><br><span>Especially when you bake!</span><br><span></span><br><span>So you better watch out</span><br><span>For the droopy jowl.</span><br><span>Hide the china and</span><br><span>Get a goober towel.</span><br><span>Santa Claus is bringing a hound!</span><br><span></span><br><span>—taken off one of the bloodhound newsgroups on Facebook. Also apropos for basset hound slaves (grin).</span><br><span></span><br><span>Sent from my iPhone</span><br><span></span><br><span></span><br></div></blockquote></body></html>