<html><head></head><body><div class="yahoo-style-wrap" style="font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Hi it's Samantha,</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">If life is a bowl of cherries what am I doing in the pits?? The big bed, while quite enormous (it's a California king) is not as big as I once thought it was. I attribute this to an incredible ability dogs who have legs who are only 3 inches long have, which is to somehow spread out and take up the ENTIRE DAMN BED! Excuse my language, YES I know this is a family list but .... but .... but .... HOW??? More importantly, WHY??? I have VERY long legs I look like a long legged basset ..... I make sure to turn twice and spin until my long legs are twisted up underneath me and then I curl my body into a tight little ball and lay down. Easy enough. These other two, why they're ridiculous, they take up as much room as a person. EACH. They spread out longer and farther then you could ever imagine!</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">And so it happened. One night, I leapt up into bed after daddy and Snoopy had turned it. In my defense it was pitch black dark and I couldn't see anything and .... well ..... I landed DIRECTLY on Snoopy who was sound asleep. He's old (nearly 15) he's delicate, and he's somewhat deaf and nearly blind. So, when I landed directly on him he HOWLED his very loudest howl and everybody came RUNNING and I felt so bad I just slinked off to the living room and I slept on the couch and I have a new rule...... I will NOT jump up on the bed if Snoopy and daddy are already in the bed and the lights are off. Period.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">If mommy and Chomper and I beat daddy and Snoopy to bed then fine, I curl up with Chomper at the head of the bed and Daddy and Snoopy can lay anywhere because I DON'T TAKE UP ANY ROOM.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">If Snoopy and daddy get there first I sleep on the couch or with the woman/girl, cause I'm not doing that again. </div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Whew from Samantha who really can't believe it.</div></div></body></html>