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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><b>Pat Stories - The Unwanted Dinner Guest</b> <b><o:p></o:p></b></p><p class=MsoNormal>All stories are true but names are changed to protect the guilty!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Pat had an acquaintance that was more than a little odd. We will call her Lorrie. Lorrie had hired Pat's sister Janice as a babysitter and subsequently had an acquaintance with Pat. Lorrie was more than a "little odd" ... she was just plain old nuts. She got in the habit of showing up at Pat's house about 4:30 PM every day and hanging around for hours, with Pat eventually needing to have dinner and Lorrie inviting herself to stay. This went on for quite a while, with Pat getting more and more aggravated each time. Finally, Pat was done messing around and the next time Lorrie showed up and stayed for dinner, Pat calmly put the dinner plates on the floor for the dogs to clean after they had eaten. Then Pat picked up the plates and put them in the cupboard. Lorrie pointed out to Pat that she hadn't washed the dishes. Pat told her that she never did and that the dogs always cleaned them up just fine. Lorrie never stayed for dinner again.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>