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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal>Hi Everybody – Nick Here!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>I am really depressed! My cousin Morey had a date with this girl basset named Olivia. He went to visit her Wednesday afternoon and when he came back he wouldn’t play with me! It was kind of late, so I just <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>figured he was tired. On Thursday, Morey played with me again so I didn’t worry about it. But, then on <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Friday, Morey went on another date. When he came home he wouldn’t play with me again! Now, this is just not right! Then, Mom caught him trying to call Oysters-R-Us and made him hang up the phone! <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Then today, Morey went on ANOTHER date. This time when he came home, not only wouldn’t he play with me but also he was very grouchy. He just keeps moping around and acting sad. He also smells like a “girl” – yuck! He was even talking about that “Muttimony” stuff and going on a “Howlimoon” like he saw on TV! I think that girls are bad … they made Morey act weird. What happened to my best playmate Morey when he went on these dates? What does a boy basset do when he goes on a date? Oh well, maybe I’ll find out when I grow up!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Slurps,<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Nick<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal> <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>