<html><head></head><body><div class="yahoo-style-wrap" style="font-family:Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:16px;"><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">It's Princess Mia here again</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">One is appalled at some of the privations one's having to deal with here. Firstly, that Hettie seems to think I'm a dog! She keeps trying to get one to play! Can you believe it? I tell her plainly that I am a Princess and she is beneath me. One does not play with dogs.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">One has tried to engage in light recreational games with The Wicked Witch, but then Hettie tries to join in, so that's not happening.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Then there is the matter of the throne in the living room. Now, clearly it's mine and I took very strong exception to the idea of sharing it with Hettie or the Witch. But the Witch told me I had to stay on the floor if I couldn't share. Share? Me? And she won't even let me in the room with the giant soft bed in it. </div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Mind you, I showed them. We were out for a walk the other day and I managed to shrug out of my harness and run the Basset 500 all over this big grass bank. I was going to run back to my dad, but the witch put a spell on me, well, she had some really, really nice treats.....</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Could someone please make this Witch understand my royal status? The indignities are just too much to bear.</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">Mia, being held prisoner in the UK</div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false"><br></div><div dir="ltr" data-setdir="false">From Sally: Miss Mia is quite a spitfire, but she is also a very quick learner and is doing really well. She's a lovely girl, but very sensitive. Hettie is trying so hard with her. I'm sure she'll come round.</div></div></body></html>