[Secretpawtner] Hey Auntie Pat Gus and Tallulah its Pw Angel, Bruno, Lucky, Razor and slave Ma Norma here is you our SP is you huh you is aint you please say you is

[Norma]

Hi Patty Gus and Tallulah its me Pw Angel i is got a brain you know cause i is a Basset and yep i is think you is our Sp ,she is dont you think Ma what you think Bruno ,Lucky look she is aint she.Hurumph hurumph what you keep hurumphing for Lucky cat got your tongue huh just cause i is younger than you you is think i dont have all my marbels ,huh well i is knew if i is put my deer stalker hat on and my pipe in my mouth i is would get the little grey cells going.Hurumph Angel thats Poirot not Holmes oh geez Lucky does it matter, hey Razor come check this out what you think is Patty Gus and Tallulah our SP.Geez Angel does we really have a SP even us all of us Lucky Bruno and me its not just for Bassets really, oh gosh Angel iffen they is our SP does that mean we is all got new furends so they is our friends too iffen they is our Sp.Yep Razor sure does mean that so how do you work them clues out then huh, mmmmmmmmm well hurumph hurumph well im the oldest so i will explain it to you hurumph its like this Razor .Well lets see clue one it would take a train,plane and automobile to get to us well we are thousands of miles away so i think that is a definate yes, it is Lucky hurumph hurumph sure would .Clue 2 Bruno you can tell that one since you figured it out, well im big you is big Lucky but not as big as me and Razor well she is supposed to be big but as far as i can see its just her  mouth.Hurumph hurumph and dont forget our jobs oh yeh Lucky sorry about that ,yeh well Lucky he has the job in the kitchen of recycling all the food ,Razor well she tries and keeps the Mas garden cleaned you know recyling all the poop etc ,hey Lucky what job do i have, oh Bruno thats easy well what is it Angel, your a gigolo i mean look at Auntie Suz the SP elf ,and Auntie Yolanda geez she is just as bad, and Auntie Eileen ,they all go around with their tongues hanging out and drooling and swooning geez oh my god look at him now for goodness sake Bruno guys dont bat there eyelids geez.Hey Angel what about the third clue huh hurumph hurumph now the third clue yep a bit before our time i think, so that clue was left to Ma to figure out ,hey Ma what did you say the third clue was Teen Angel  Lucky yep thats it teen Angel.What about the 4th clue Lucky whats the answer to that one That also was left to Ma  because it was a bit before our time hey Ma what was the answer to clue 4, OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOO ALL TOGETHER,oh geez altogether oh the embarrassment .GO GREASED LIGHTNIN YOUR BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE GO GREASED LIGHTNIN GO GREASED LIGHTNIN,oh my god did you really dance like that Ma  sure Angel but Ma you look like a constipated duck with a Basset butt LALALALALGREASED LIGHTNIN,ok Ma i think we got the message oh altogether GROANGROAN.Hey what about 5 Lucky mmmmm now wait there is two 4 clues oh well the answer to that is easy ,you know how Auntie Suz sends stuff all the time oh for goodness sake Bruno stop pruning we all know she loves you and thinks you is handsome ,ok sis what was you saying i wasnt saying nuffing it was Lucky mmmm now where was i yeh hurumph yep well the packages take ages to get here and we are just down the road from London so i think that answers that one .And that just leaves the last clue now hurumph hurumph hey Lucky thats my clue not yours you aint taking my stardom away from me no siree im answering this one, i is the one that figured that one out and shouted to you all to come through ,ok Pwincess tell Auntie Patty Gus and Tallulah then why you think they are our SP .Well i is thinking that Auntie Patty is talking about Auntie Sandy's show and she maybe doesn't know this but we is listen to it at 5pm at night,you is talking about Auntie Sandy's show you is Auntie Patty Gus and Tallulah please say you is.I is been on that show you know i is got sick very sick and Auntie Sandy she is helped me yep she did you know ,geez i love my Auntie Sandy .Yous got to answer us real quick now Auntie Patty cause i bite my nails you know and iffin you is dont answer quick mmmm i isn't going to have any left so Auntie Patty Gus and Tallulah is it you huh is it huh huh  all together IS IT HUH HUH Pw Angel,Bruno,Lucky,Razor and slave Ma Norma Impatient minds are waiting to hear                





Hi SP

I know you are reading clues because you are giving them.
So here we go 
#4. You are far far east or west depends on how you look at it. When I check with my shipping guy he told me it will take 7 to 14 days to get you package to you. 7 days if you are in a major city up 14 if you are out a ways. I map blasted you and it say you are 41 miles from a major city.

#5 We both listen to the same radio show on Sunday morning. I listen to it locally but you listen to it via pod-cast

Now for you recap:

#1.For me and my hounds to visit you it would take a train,plane an automobile.
#2 Your wanna be's are many and big. They all have jobs.
#3. I want to sing your houndett a song written and sung by Mark Dinning in 1960. This song was  popular it stayed on the chart for 31 months and sold 17 millions copies.
#4. This song got a new life in 1978 by Frankie Avalon in a very popular movie.

You package is slowly coming together
Patty Crawford
Gus http://www.dogster.com/dogs/742885
Tallulah  http://www.dogster.com/dogs/742936
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