[Secretpawtner] Auntie Patty Gus and Tallulah the boxes came both of them and oh boy not only have you made our day but Mas day and BWHAHHAHA the Postmans Day

[Norma]

       Hey, Auntie Patty, it's me Pw Angel.... scuffle thud  OUCH hey 
what did
>> you do that for Razor?  I want to go first Angel, I want to tell Auntie
>> Patty what happened. HURUMPH I think you will find cause I'm the 
>> eldest I
>> should tell her!!  Geez Lucky you always go first, it's not fair, no it
>> isn't.  Lucky, I'm second oldest, so how about I tell her?  But 
>> Bruno, I'm a
>> Basset, I should do the talking, and I'm a Pw even.  Auntie Patty 
>> knows that,
>> you seen the beautiful blanket she made, just special for me, had Ma in
>> tears it did, she said oh my oh my what a beautiful blanket, and a snood
>> just as beautiful... it had jewels all over it and only a real Pw 
>> would have
>> something like that.  HURUMPH  Angel what about the toys she sent all??
>> They were great and there was one each for us.  Okay Lucky, but what 
>> about the
>> beautiful collar bling I got that's fit for a Pw??  So I  should tell
>> her the funny.  Hey, I is the littlest, so why can't I tell her??  
>> Cause, Razor
>> you is so little I  doubt you  could touch the keyboard.  Can so 
>> Angel !!
>     No  you can't   squirt!    Hey Bruno,  I is don't come out of a 
> bottle, so stop
>> calling me squirt. HURUMPH  Listen up you guys,   I've got authority 
>> and I saw
>> Ma cry on more occasions than you all together.  NO YOU DIDN'T LUCKY. 
>> Hey, did
>> you see Ma's face when she saw the basset clock?  She went oh my,  
>> that is
>> just beautiful. Yeh and then she called Dad ... JOHN JOHN QUICK YOU 
>> GOT TO COME
>> AND SEE THIS.   Yeh and she wiped a tear away and said to Dad   Isn't 
>> Patty,
>> Gus and Tallulah just wonderful SPs?  And then she took out the 
>> sticker and
>> said right that goes right on the window.  Dad put it up for me and 
>> then she
>> says wonderful.   Hey Lucky you're  the oldest did you see that silly 
>> grin on
>> her face when she took the next thing out of the box?    What was it, 
>> HURUMPH
>> it was a brush Angel,   mmmmm well I like getting brushed.    Hey so 
>> do I, and me too
>     HURUMPH sure doesn't  answer why she said oh wonderful you are all 
> getting a
>> nice surprise this weekend . Yeh Lucky what's with that? Huh we is get
>> brushed every week mmmmm I is think this brush needs examining, there is
>> something fishy about it all together.  Yeh Angel I think you could 
>> be right.
>> Hey and them toys sure were KEWL   I couldnt make my mind up which one
>> was best.   Hey me neither, or me,  what about you Lucky?    HURUMPH 
>> me too Angel
>> and I think that because neither of us could make our minds up then we
>> should share them.  What do you think??  All together, Hey that's a 
>> great idea
>> Lucky geez you sure are clever coming up with that.  Hey Lucky do you 
>> know
>> what them bone looking things are??   HURUMPH You mean them sticker 
>> note pad
>> things, Angel??    Yeh Lucky.   HURUMPH   Well I think they are used 
>> for zipping our
>> mouths shut.  No they ain't Lucky, silly you.  HURUMPH   Okay smarty 
>> pants, what
>> they used for Bruno??  Awwwww geez, everyone knows what they are 
>> for.  We don't
>> Bruno, so tell us then.  Well little squirt, I is told you before 
>> Bruno, oh
>> pipe down little one, I'm only winding you up Razor. Well what they for
>> Bruno, huh, huh?? Well you write on them of course... REMEMBER TO BUY 
>> TREATS, and
>> stick it on the fridge.  All together, oh boy that sure is a kewl 
>> gift, yeh
>> sure is.  Hey did you see Ma's face light up when she took out that Xmas
>> Tree ornament?? Oh, she looked at it and looked at it, and she 
>> chuckled and
>> laughed, gosh wasn't it nice to see Ma so happy.  You would have 
>> thought she
>> had been handed a million dollars, yep she sure loved that ornament, 
>> just as
>> much as she liked her clock.  Hey, and what about you, Angel, having 
>> your own
>> drool rag?  Huh, what was that Ma said??  Oh wonderful, just 
>> wonderful, a blessing
>> in disguise, considering you drool for the whole of England this is 
>> going
>> to come in real fine and dandy.  Yeh and the letter that Auntie Patty 
>> sent
>> was just lovely, really nice of her, and wow the pictures of our new
>> furends Gus and Tallulah were great.   All together... Gus is very, 
>> very handsome
>> and Tallulah is very beautiful.  Yep they sure are.  Hey what about the
>> picture that Auntie Patty sent of her and Auntie Joni???  HURUMPH  Yeh
>> that was great, hey we know now what Auntie Joni and Patty look 
>> like.  All
>> together.... Hi Auntie Joni, say hello to the boys from us.  And then 
>> there were
>> the cards,  yeh Ma sure had a chuckle at them, yeh she sure did.  
>> Bruno, what
>> was it she said again?  Angel, mmmm let me think, oh yeh I know..... 
>> what
>> wonderful SP's that Auntie Patty, Gus and Tallulah  are to have sent the
>> most wonderful splendid gifts, and we love them all, just as we do 
>> them for
>> sending such special things to us.  Hey Angel, yeh Razor, what about 
>> the funny
>> thing we had to tell her? Oh yeh  HURUMPH  I think the best way to 
>> decide
>> who tells  Auntie Patty is we draw straws, the shortest  straw wins, all
>> together, yeh great idea. HURUMPH   Okay,  here we go, are your 
>> ready, after the
>> count of 3 draw, hey whose got the shortest?? Shuffle shuffle, it's 
>> me, isn't it,
>> nope, not you Razor, awwwwww is it you Lucky, nope not me.  HURUMPH 
>> Never mind,
>> oh boy, Bruno is it you??  Let me see yours Angel.   OH BOY, 
>> AHROOOOOOOOOOO IT'S
>> ME AUNTIE PATTY GUS AND TALLULAH, IT'S ME, ANGEL.  Right, okay, are 
>> you ready then?
>> I will begin. BWHAHAHAHAHA    Here is what happened.  Well Ma is 
>> getting ready
>> to go out, and Dad shouts here's the postman, think you've got a parcel.
>> Well Ma comes running through and she says to Dad... oh great, it's 
>> our usual
>> postman back, not the one of a couple of weeks ago, our Ma didn't 
>> like him,
>> called him a miserable old fart, mmmm don't know why like, cause he 
>> was young.
>> Anyhow Ma likes this postman, and hey you know , Auntie Suz, the SP 
>> Elf, well she
>> gets about you know, cause she has spoke to this postman that Ma likes.
>> Anyway Ma is watching him and she sees him laughing so hard he is nearly
>> wetting himself, so she goes to the door and says to him,  what's so 
>> funny?
>> Well off he goes laughing again, and he's holding the box  and snorks 
>> out...Oh
>> boy,  I've  been dying to get here all morning, what's in the box??  
>> Well, Ma says,
>> I don't know what's in the box, and he says, oh my I hope it isn't 
>> what it says
>> it is, and he's laughing his socks off again and hands the box over. 
>> Well,
>> then Ma looks at the box and she is hysterical as well, geez they is 
>> like
>> two hyenas, dancing up and down on the doorstep and Ma says oh lordy, 
>> its ok, that's not what
>> is in the box, and he says, well the next time I come you're going to 
>> have to
>> tell me, and Ma says, okay I will because there is another one coming 
>> and it's
>> probably got the same thing written on it.  Oh lordy, he says, better 
>> make sure I
>> don't have a lot to drink then.  Well, then Ma comes in and Dad says 
>> geez,
>> what was all that hysterical laughter for,  and Ma hands the box to 
>> him and
>> yep, he goes oh lordy, and starts laughing hysterically.  I  bet you 
>> is all
>> wondering what it is that made the postman's day, and the Ma and 
>> Dad's day. Okay, are
>> you ready?????  Auntie Patty put this on the custom's form...........
>                                 BASSET CRAP
>   .............BWHAHAHAHAHAH
>> Okay, have you all thanked Auntie Patty, Gus and Tallulah???  All 
>> together, Yeh Ma,
>> right let me have a quick word, ok Ma, bye Auntie Patty, Tallulah and 
>> Gus,
>> talk to you again soon, WE LOVE YOU ALL.  Hey come on, let's play 
>> with our
>> toys scramblethumprunningfeet.
>>
>> Hi Patty, Gus and Tallulah, Norma here.  Well, as you can see, we are 
>> delighted
>> you were our SP, we loved all the gifts you sent, each and every one of
>> them.  Thank you so much for being a wonderful SP!!!  I loved the 
>> pictures
>> you sent of Talllah and Gus and yourself.  I hope we can keep in 
>> touch, and
>> are sending lots of love, hugs and kisses across the pond,  from our 
>> house
>> to your house. Take care and God bless,  Norma, Pw Angel, Bruno, 
>> Lucky, Razor, and
>> Blade atb xoxoxoxo
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