[Secretpawtner] Cloo #6

[sandstorm16 at juno.com]

Oh SP!!!! Look over this way!! As Bobby would say, can ya see me
wavin'???
 
Ya know, daSlave said a really rotten thing to me over the weekend! She
told me I looked just like a barnyard critter out munching my way through
the yard! Moi feelings are that if Dad would keep that green stuff mowed,
moi wouldn't have to do all that hard work herself!!! Slaves!! Ya can't
live with 'em and ya can't live without 'em!!
 
Iffen ya don't know who you are from this cloo, moi is gonna go out and
bang my pretty head against a stone wall! You really wouldn't want to
have that on your conscience, would you??
 
Well, enough of this chitchat! Now where did I put that list of cloos??
 
Penny Lynn and faithful, yet rotten scribe Sandy
 
Recap:
1)  Now that you know where moi lives, let me tell you where you live!
You live WEST of me!!!!!!!  
2)  With apologies to Brudder Elwood, but moi could easily hear him say
-- "EWWWWW!!! U reek uh lot!!! PHEW!!"
3)  Our elevation is about 7200 feet, while yours is a mere 13 feet!
4)  You have two very handsome boyz, one of whom looks a lot like moi did
in her younger days!!!  (You have moi's permission to look through your
DD calendar for 2009 to verify the veracity of moi's pronouncement!  Have
fun!!) 
5)  Do your handsome boyz (mentioned previously!) eat gritty waffles for
breakfast???
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