[Secretpawtner] Dearest SP--

[sandstorm16 at juno.com]

Dearest SP--Look over here!!  No, not that way!!  This way!! We see you
are back in the game! Good luck! Hope to get your package out by next
Monday at the latest!!
 
Here is yet another cloo--#7, we think:
 
Where you live has a name in common with a well-known character from The
Muppet Show! 
 
Slurpies--
Penny Lynn and chief scribe Sandy (the field is narrowing! soon you and I
will be the only ones posting!)
 
Recap:
1)  Now that you know where moi lives, let me tell you where you live!
You live WEST of me!!!!!!!  (You may notice that I'm not telling you that
old news anymore!! bwahahahaha!!)
2)  With apologies to Brudder Elwood, but moi could easily hear him say
-- "EWWWWW!!! U reek uh lot!!! PHEW!!"
3)  Our elevation is about 7200 feet, while yours is a mere 13 feet!
4)  You have two very handsome boyz, one of whom looks a lot like moi did
in her younger days!!!  (You have moi's permission to look through your
DD calendar for 2009 to verify the veracity of moi's pronouncement!  Have
fun!!) 
5)  Do your handsome boyz (mentioned previously!) eat gritty waffles for
breakfast???
6)  Ya know, daSlave said a really rotten thing to me over the weekend!
She told me I looked just like a barnyard critter out munching my way
through the yard! Moi feelings are that if Dad would keep that green
stuff mowed, moi wouldn't have to do all that hard work herself!!!
Slaves!! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live without 'em!! Iffen ya
don't know who you are from this cloo, moi is gonna go out and bang my
pretty head against a stone wall! You really wouldn't want to have that
on your conscience, would you??
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