[Secretpawtner] clue number one secret pawtner 2011

[tomanddeb at tznet.com]

The Masterpiece Bassets,are curled around the TV watching episodes of their 
favorite medical drama , "Wags Anatomy" The scene opens with Hair-i-deth and 
Dr. McDrooly checking the board for schedules.   "Ah , there you are, are we 
still on for our Secret Pawtner Holiday?" she said    "I see they have me 
scheduled for a Lickendecktomy later..." he said "But I can do that at home. 
Just think , you and me and all those secret pawtner clues !"   A SPECIAL 
GUEST CAMEO APPEARANCE BY MASTERPIECE'S OWN ZEKE CLAUDE VON DOG AS DR. 
McZEKEY.    "Here are the labs you ordered" Zekey says . He enters the scene 
followed by 8 sleek black laboradors.   "Oh Hair-ick, we really are the 
stuff canine legends are made of!"      CUT TO COMMERCIAL     An image of a 
Basset Hound who's coat blows up in the human's face...hair everywhere.  
Captions read by narrator...SHEDDING SEASON? DON'T HESITATE FURMINATE!!!  
Fern the smallest Masterpiece, gives the group the LOOK. "You dummies forgot 
the CLUE !" she howled.... "Secret Pawtner,  here is CLUE ONE : If we digs 
and digs and digs in your state, we might find DARN-ITS....I mean GARNETS . 
We send Apples, she the champion digger!"