[Secretpawtner] Your final cloo (#9)

[sandstorm16 at juno.com]

Dearest SP,
        This is Penny Lynn pawin' at ya from the SP list for the last
time. This is it, your final cloo. If this doesn't clinch it we don't
know what will, so we will wait until the great lightbulb shines over
your head and lights the way for you. 
 
Cloo #9--3 under 5???? We think you need more than a beer, my dear!
 
There, now everyone on the SP list knows who our Secret Pawtner is. We
await your return to the sanity of this list, after recovering from your
little ordeal. 
 
Lovingly, 
Penny Lynn and chief scribe Sandy
 
Recap:

Cloo #1--We see that you have been posting cloos already! Now isn't that
just a giveaway cloo?? bwhahahaha!!
Cloo #2--Our elevation is over 7200 ft, while yours is less than 30 ft.
Don't let any waves from the nearby Big Pond wash you away!
Cloo #3--Our households each contain one basset
Cloo #4--My goodness, how do you stand that humidity of 70% or so?? Come
visit us and about the highest we get is 30%. Doesn't that sound nice???
Cloo #5--Your state beverage is milk!! How healthy! From the news we
would have thought it to be large sugary soft drinks!!!
Cloo #6--It must be quiet in your town. We've only heard two barks!!
Cloo #7--Alas and alack!! I read that castles are banned in your hamlet!
Cloo #8--Does the church bell in your town ring more loudly than those in
other towns?
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