<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:times new roman, new york, times, serif;font-size:12pt"><div style="RIGHT: auto">Dearest Fifi,</div>
<div style="RIGHT: auto"> I am so sorry that I have so far been unable to arrange transportation. My brother, the commander, got a whiff of our plans and nixed the use of any Pacific Basset Feet vehicles. Something about misappropriation of equipment for personal use. I am heartbroken and am busy hatching plans. Do you have any squirrelistans or Rataliban near your home? Perhaps we could call in an airstrike and bring you home with the returning troops? Your furever admirer, Hunky Harley of Hawaii.<VAR id=yui-ie-cursor></VAR></div></div></body></html>