[Dailydrool] Bleke Food

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis mornin Grampa Mitchell pukered. MomPerson all grumbly in da
mawning anyways an she hears he pukering an she gets da pepper towels
an mumblin stomps beke to where Grampa Mitchell upped an she screems
HE EETING DIRT!!  an DadPerson com runnin (it reel erly) an he look
(juss reel quik.) an say YUP ID LOOK LIKE HE EETIN DIRT
an MomPerson cleenin up an sayin stuff along wiff "giddouttahere" and
"stopdat: leebit" an "YOU TWO SCRAM!!!" an den sum odder fings whut I
not gone repeet.
An she still goin on about how he eetin dirt an stuff and reel upset
cuz he nebber did nuffing like dat befour an she carryin stuff ta da
garbitch an look ober at da dog food bin an she say
"Oh! Da DOG FOOD IS BLEKE!!!!" An yup it were.She say dat da moss
disgustin fing she ebber seed.
She wented out an bot differemint dog food whut we had befour an dumpt
out moss ob da bleke dog food. She say she not eetin bleke food an we
not eidder.

It werent bad food, cept MommaDog wouldnt eet it.

Love an Drool to all in need
Nigel an Llewis