[Dailydrool] Precious Update (Bassetese)

[Yolanda]

Oh Precious, ta hav sutcha beeeuteefull face an' den ta hav yur Mom put yur udder end az da furst pitchur on yur page!  Whudda shame, I tell ya!  Dat's jus' not rite!  Heer iz da fone number fur Nigel, Llewis, et al:  555-555-5555.  

Iffen yur Mom asks whoo yu iz callin', teller dat yu iz callin' yur terny's awffiss an' dat yu iz gonna soo fur dam idges. (I duz not no whut idges iz, but it sownds good.  I hopes dat yur Mom duzn't ask eeber.)

Ennyway, I hopes dat yur udder end soon looks jus' az cyoot az yur face!

Sniffs, slurps an' snooters,

Buddy "Da Holy Terror uv Mishgun"
OEBE Treasurer uv Treachery
 
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