[Dailydrool] Elder Clara makes offer

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Elder Clara here. I berry upset. I be finkin bout dis fur deys. I readz  bout 
Miss Jasmine dat getz da boot cause she do da pukie on de floor--2 times a  
month--it brinz beke da bad fings for da Elder Clara. Elder Clara decides we  
must do da help for dis hound.
Furst, lookie da picsure. Dis be Elder Clara at de foster home, after Elder  
Clara git da rescue.
Dis sad picsure. Elder Clara be sad and she be scared. It no fun bein old  
and got no home, Elder Clara she be knowin whut Jasmine be goin thrru.
Elder Clara finkin, why we seniors, we be no troubles--we jus need a chance  
to lib de life wif de bowl and de couch.  We askin fur so littles dere must  
be home out dere for Miss Jasmine.
Elder Clara, she help. She meke da deal wif de Momma dat we pey da doption  
fee for Miss Jasmine. Why dere be soooooo many droolers dat alweys help de 
dogs,  dere must be just 1 out dere to help, and Elder Clara gib up da monies and 
you  gib Miss Jasmine spot on de couch. 
 
So Elder Clara she meke de offer-you git wif Miss Susan--we all knows  
froggie, git de papers done-and Elder Clara sendz da money. Meke Miss Jasmine a  
heppy dog agin, like Elder Clara.
 
Momma here--there must be a couch out there with a spot--and in Elder  
Clara's honor--we will pay the adoption fee's--if you are worried about the  
age--e-mail Elder Clara--if she can handle Brudder Elwood--
 
So droolers contact Susan, and help this hound---Look at Elder Clara's  
picture--this is what love is---
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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