[Dailydrool] Me is mad--mommy working too hard!

[Heidi Sarver]

It is me, Della, the one mommy calls her little princess.  Well, I am NOT a
little princess!!!...ok, I'm little but NOT a princess! And I proved it to
her today.

The last few days mommy has been neglecting me!  It is a rule that after my
mandatory 5 AM breakfast we must all go back to bed until at least 7:30!
This is a RULE and mommy has been breaking it!!  Every day for the last
nickzillion years she has NOT gone back to bed but has taken her morning
shower and LEFT US BEFORE THE SUN HAS COME UP!! And then, it gets worse--the
comes back a nickzillion hours later and stays home just long enough to let
Buford and I go outside and do our private stuff and then insists we come
back inside and she LEAVES AGAIN!!  (at least we gets a biscuit, but still!)

And then, she comes home AFTER the mandatory dinner hour of 6 PM and we is
all STARVING!!!!

THIS HAS GOTS TO STOP!!  So I showed her this morning---while she took her
shower SOOOOO early again, I chewed up her one of her brand new waterproof
sneakers.  It tasted real good and know I did a good job because she was
very, very angry with me when she found it.  ...she still left us home alone
but I think I got my point across.

Mom here:  brat!!!  She pulled the shoe box off one of the kitchen chairs in
order to get to the shoe!  Yes, I'm busier than ever right now but they're
only home for 4 hours at a stretch before I come blazing in to take care of
them and then head out again.  I know they're a little lonely right now but
geez, my brand new shoes?!

Little princess is heading down the path of her brother Buford....and right
now she's lying on the couch with Guinness the cat and is cleaning his ears.
GROSS!

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Heidi, and Buford the OEBE Exalted Garbagemeister and King of Garbage,
Della, Guinness the wanna-be-a-basset cat, and Walter ATB 1998.

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