[Dailydrool] Verrrrry scerrrrry

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel. I riting frum unner da couch I drug da puter here nobody fine me
speshually da MONSTER.
Yeah an Llewis only gots he nosebone stickin out frum unner da couch cuza da
MONSTER
And Grampa Mitchell he in da DadPerson Room.
Mr.Cooper, Sir, very brave, he out in da hawse where he kin bark an warn we
if da MONSTER comin.

Da Monster come yesserday. It huge. It got furr allover he face. It gotta
deep rumbly meeen voice eben when it say stuff like :wanna treet? UH UH. Uh
UH.
Da Monster and da MomPerson and DadPerson LIKE each odder!! We dont git it.
Here dis Monster an dey huggin it! Dey dfeedin it! Dey laffin and drinkin
wif it. An alla time da Monster tryina git we ta comecloser....wannna treet?
hey doggie, wanna treeet? ha, it no fool we! It git we close an EAT WE. Or
worser. Much much worser.

MomPerson callit "Chisoffer". DadPerson callit "son". No madder it AMONSTER.
We stayin away. Uncle Cooper Sir he say it go home Thoirsday. Back to its
cave. It's MONSTERCAVE. We hidin. Dats all.
Send help.
Nigel an Llewis stuck in da hawse wif da MONSTER


MomPerson says.
The Monster is my mid-sized son named Christopher who adores dogs and has
never touched one in anger,much less one of these. Yrs ago, Mitchell decided
he was to be feared, and he has nicely passed this unwarranted fear on to
every other dog except Zelda, who wisely loved Christopher. I have no idea
why the dogs are being....yes, STUPID...because the kid is a pushover! I am
so embarrassed.
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