[Dailydrool] question for basset owners

[Helena Poist]

What would YOUR  basset say???

Change a light bulb? 

  

 

 

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb? 

  

 

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code. 

  

 

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 

  

 

4. Rottweiler: Make me. 

  

 

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 

  

 

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 

  

 

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation 

  

 

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture. 

  

 

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb! 

  

 

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark. 

  

 

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light
bulb.' 

 

 

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 

  

 

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle... 

  

 

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 

  

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? 

  

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is: 

What would a basset say>

  

 

 

Helena Poist

Proplanner

2500 North Loop Drive

Ames, IA 50010

helena at proplanner.com

515-296-7526

fax: 515-296-3229

http://www.proplanner.com

 

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