[Dailydrool] daer bees trubble in da yard

[sook54 at bellsouth.net]

Arrrruuuuuuhhhhh to yaaalllll, Dis b Zoee Belle ub da Souf, we be sittin fur dem long legged mongrals dat de two legged sisser brings ober here fur da dad burn week while she be goin to Memphis and see da Elvis who eber dat beez. seem like 10 years. Swaves builded a hummmmoungus fense fur dem truble makers. and putts da signs around sez beware eberbody ub da dawg. tuday two gurls frum da naborhood ccomes in our yard whiff a teanie weannnner dawg on a rope. and walks rite up to da fense an make dat german sherpperd bout go crazzzzy habbin da fit. Mom runs dem off and den it happen (I lubs you Brudder Elwood) Dem two gurls comes back and pokes da sticks in da fensees again. Dis time da Pappy gets waked up frum da sunndey affernoon nappy. he loooks all wilds and stomps out da door, and in hims loudest boomin voice he sezzz YOU TWO DUN BEEN TOLD TO LEAB DEM DOGS ALONE, GETS OUT UB MY YARD AND IF I SEES YOU BOTHERIN DEM AGAIN DER BEE BIG TRUBBLE. dem gurls run home and den there mum cums out and pappy gibs her boff barrels too. He tell she to keep dem gurls away frum dem two dawgs in da Zoee Belle's back yard causz dey ain't use to no liitle chilluns and dey may bite dem. dey mum aint happy wit da Pappy, but da Pappy stomp back in da house and settle down fur nother nappy. Zoee Belle sit in hims lap and snoooze to. I guess we dun showed dem folks who da boss! Zoee Belle beez gwad when dat two legged sisser comes home and take dem two udder dawgs aways frum here. I don't mess with dem dawgs a bit. dat German dawg named Hoss twied to bite da Zoee Belles ears off ub da haid. you knows date be awfull thang so da Mum Swave put dem outsides and leabes da Zoee Pwincess in da house. Hee Hee (I did hollar real loud when dat dawg pen me to da ground) Mum make shure da ears stays on me head. snooter kisses to all yallll

Zoee Belle ub da Souf wit da long ears!
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