[Dailydrool] Porcelain Punch Bowl

[JW]

Hello Eberbody.
My name is Chopper C.  I gotta tell ya sumpin'.  Mommy doesn't know this but 
I learnded how to open the porcelain punch bowl the udder day.   I can get 
meself a drink anytime I wanna.  Mommy says she keeps da lid shutted sos we 
won't get into it but I learnded how to open it up and I'm not gonna tell 
mommy.

Chopper C (Master of opening toilet seats)
Newman D (Just don't step on me, I like to sleep in front of it)
Norton B (I'm gonna tell... nyah, nyah!)
Mom slave (who has no idea why he does that when they have nice fresh water 
and ice and clean bowls daily!!!)