[Dailydrool] Brudder Jake scootin

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Dis Brudder Elwood.  I bee a tellin youse all fings round here just  keep da 
brudder jumpin. We gotz Sister Casey whut did liddel betterz yesserday,  but 
tonite she sleepin. Momma seyz she tellz all bout dat in a few deys. Brudder  
Bob, he limpin tonite, Elder Clara still gotz da attertude an she gotz da gas  
bombs tonite too. Brudder Jake, well we gonna tellz you all bout him problumz  
tonite. All dis start wif dis food stuffz. Da Momma she take all da food out 
ob  da food bin and she putz it in da bag, and off it go. We in da starve mode 
agin.  Momma she go git sum liddel bag ob food and it pretty good, we all eat 
it up.  Momma seyz it be too spensive to hab all da time, but we git dis all 
strait.  Brudder Elwood tellz her to git off da wallet, git me sum food. She 
gib me da  eyeball.So we eatz, and liddel bit I see Bro Jake out dere in da 
yard. Brudder  Elwood he bein fankful he not a followin him. He gotz da 
bellybombz and him  tailpipe jus on fire. I look and seys, now lookie dat-Bro Jake he a 
doin da butt  scoot boogie rite cross da yard. I go on down dere and seyz 
Brudder Jake, youze  can do dat in da house, why da carpets clean dat tailpipe 
rite up. Da big dummy.  Off he go into da house. Boy he can lay a butt scrape 
longer dan da brudder  ebber see. All we hounds gadder round an admire dis one, 
it be a beaut. It  smashed rite into da carpet. Den here com me Daddy, ob 
course he stop and look  and seyz who done this?
Brudder Jake got vacumm leek in da headbone.
He scoot rite dere in front ob da Daddy.
Daddy yell him name. Brudder Jake stop in mid scoot, jump up and go  git in 
da Elder Clara bed. Brudder Elwood lay rite down.
Dis getting good now.
Brudder Jake he gotz liddel grass stuck in da tailpipe. He scoot on da  Elder 
Clara bed. He git dat off dis time. And here come Elder Clara. She a  trompin 
and a fartin wif ebbry step. She a barkin and she goin affer Brudder  Jake, I 
still watchin dis--
Elder Clara stop, gib her specul bed a sniffy. Brudder Jake he run. Daddy  
take Elder Clara bed to da wash moochine. She not heppy.
Brudder Elwood seyz iffin Momma just get da mackdonale's we no hab dis  
problum.
 
We sendin drool to all in need, say hello to the new folks joinin in the  
drool fun.
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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