[Dailydrool] "Beagle" issue

[Nadine Mysker]

Hey, it's me, Jill the Bagel.  Okay, yuz  keep riting 'bout peeps
thinkin bassets are beagles.  Dat jus cwacks me up!  Peeps are so
stupid sometimes.  MeMom tries to tell dem dat I am a bagel and  am
half beagle and half basset but dey jus laff at her an say she be
wrong an I be a beagle wif deformed wegs.  Udder times peeps twy to
tell MeMom dat, for a basset, I sure am high off da gwound OR me ears
are too short (dey not, really, dey not short) OR dey say "she don't
smell wike a basset"! When I bark dey say--dere goes a beagle an den I
Ahrooo an dey say, Hm, dere goes a basset, too.   Peeps. . .gotta lub
da poor dum fings!  MeMom jus sez "whateber:!  Me?  I no care.  MeMom
lubs me no madder what, eben if me ears are kinda short for a basset
but too wong for a beagle!

Jill the Bagel