[Dailydrool] Good Dog ??

[Basset911 at aol.com]

Never met one.
Who the heck wants a GOOD DOG??
Give me a BAD DOG any day of the week.
 
Bad Dogs, Bad Dogs, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you....
Bad Dogs, Bad Dogs, whatcha gonna do when they Drool on you?
 
*Bad dogs drool all over the hated unexpected guests who say _Ewwww....  what 
is that slobber hanging down? (FLING!!!  New earrings - LOOK  MA!!)
*Bad dogs gaze at you with soulful looks as they eat your very last pair of  
underwear, right in view of family and relatives. (Solves the problem of 
Holiday  parties - G'ma said you can;t leave the house without underwear - guess 
I'm home  for the Holidays.)
*Bad dogs bark when you say sit, lay down when you say come, and suck in  
belly rubbers from 100 yards away merely by rolling over while you are  
attempting that complicated sit stay on camera in front of hundreds.  (Okay  - so I'd 
leave too for Tri tip and Tortellini at the catering truck - whats  the big 
deal? SMART DOG)
*Bad dogs turn their nose up at first class blankies and prefer to steal  
your pants to sleep on.  (Really staying home now)
*Bad dogs rush to greet you and trip you when your knee is the size of a  
balloon so they can lick your face and make it all better.  (And dang  nabbit, it 
works! You forget about the knee that resembles a blimp as you speed  to the 
bathroom to remove drool quickly drying and adhering to your  eyelashes.)
*Bad dogs rub eye goobers on white linen pants of a potential huge  donator.  
(A prime time to bring out the bedazzler!!  Drool is the  best glue around - 
you can decorate them quickly, easily and PERMANENTLY -  Designer Slacks 
decorated by the Homeless Hounds - a donation of $5000.00 is the  suggested 
donation - thank you for coming!)
 
*Bad dogs hate to be left outside and howl at a closed door - BAD BAD  DOG!
 
Good dogs?  Who needs them - give me the Bag Dog every day of the  week.
Just make sure they are 5 or over, because those young wild things make me  
insane.
 
Dawn of the West
Happily co-existing with 100 Bad Dogs at Daphneyland.
Adopt one!  Bring home happiness for the holidays!
_www.barniatdaphneyland.org_ (http://www.barniatdaphneyland.org) 
 
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