[Dailydrool] We insulted

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis are Nigel an Llewis an we lookin for a new Hollyday home. We gots stuff
packed, da blankies, da beds, da dishes, da...Llewis dat a crum? Grab dat
crum we mite be needin fud since we NOT GETTIN IT HEER. Llewis howyou gonna
kerry dat bookie? No I not. No I not. Don't do dat pore me limpy fing wif
me! Oh all rite gimme da bookie.
Greb dem cookies up dere. Ok Ok I getem down you pek em. Whut else we teke?
Where dem ole chewies?  Put em in heer.Oh dey not gonna git you bookie
greezy, sheesh, Llewis...

Heer whut happent.
Da MomPerson an da DadPerson go out lass night. Dey gone like forebber. Yeah
ok dey feed we befour dey leef, but we spended ours and ours and our and
ours in we crates, all lonesome in da dark an colt (it were too colt. She
done turnd da heeter fing down fore she leff) Shivrin an alone we wail an
sob (Shuddup Llewis mekes bedder story) an Mr.Cooper Sir and Grampa Mitchell
dey loose inna room wif soff cowches an chairs an big beds, dey dont care we
sad an colt an alone an in da dark an onlee liddel wadder distches to (what
dat word again? sistain we.
The good side dat when dey gits home dey gots da moveable feast wiffem,
right? We gets da leffovers, rite?

So dey comes home all heppy an fat like ticks an YES dey gots da liddel
boxes in da liddel bags an we kin smell it an oboy we so heppy. We gets eny?
Nope. You heerd me, NO LEFFOVERS for we!! She say dey no good for we.
Wellll........why didint dey order bedder? Mebbe stek. Mebbe cheezbruglers.
Mebbe Shrimp Alfredo.We meens what dey finkin???? NOT MUCH!!!

So we leebin. Yes we is, Llewis whut you snufflin for. Rite now dat when.
Get dem bags an come on. Heer, I gets da door..........



Say it kinder chilly out heer, Llewis.
You fink we kin wait till it warmer? Mebbe gib em anodder chance? Yeah,
mebbe dat a gooder idear. Whoa, dat windy! Close dat door, Llewis an git in
here where it warm. We waitll tomorrow, mebbe be warm den.....

Love an Drool to all in need,
Nigel an Llewis
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