[Dailydrool] Nigel's Avenshures (not so fun)

[Beverly Szaton]

Hi dis Nigel. he gone? he be gone, Llewis? You sure?
We hab compny taday. Llewis you SURE he gone? He not comin beke?
Dis be da two-legger grown up boy person.
Cooper like him.
Llewis  like him.
Mitchell like him.
MomandDadPersons likes him.

HE SKEERS ME TO DEAF!!! I run I hide I runaway runaway no no no dont touch
dont touch go away go away.
MomPerson not let me ousside cuz I not cume in agin. I stays out waaaay out
oway out outout in da corner ob da jungle part no come in no come in I
starve I starve I dontcare.

Llewis say why you skeerd i dunno I just he just I skeered he skeery big guy
walker big low voice big low voice skeery skeery. He come in he go out he
come in he go out so Nigel nebber nose when he heers when hes gone.

So he leeb go home. GOOD. Go Home. Go far away. Nigel still hart poundin
nervey edgey skeert.MomPerson goin a Gallrey sit. Takin Cooper. two legger
gone reely gone gone home agin not comin beke in wiffout MomPerson heer? I
no sure so when she open door I fink I RUNAWAY. So I squeeeeez tween she
legs she gots handsfull an Cooper no leesh he goin Galrey sit too and I run
run run run run down da street wif Mr. Cooper Sir he running too we going
walkers or he is but Ise RUNNIN. MomPerson yellin throwin she stuff all ober
da yards so she run bedder holler COOPERSIT an you nose whut? He DO! I so
surprize he not still wif me I stops too an BOOM da MomPerson gots my neckie
and heer come DadPerson wif leesh.I goes home. Mr. Cooper Sir he go in da
Van but I heers MomPerson chewin he a new eer. She MAD.

I okay now.
Two-legger gone home. I sleepalot. MomPerson say dis da turd time I runs out
da front door I gone hafta weer a collar now.COOOL. Onlyiest me an Mr.Cooper
Sir gottem on.

MomPerson say she BeePee whaddebber dat are (Llewis say it blud prezure) too
hi for dis kinder stuff, so she gone look for apritty collar for Nigel.
Nigel gone teke a nap.
Nigel wore out.

Love an Drool to them in need,
Nigel  (an Llewis an Mitchell an Cooper an ebben MomPerson.)
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