[Dailydrool] Oprah's honing her OEBE skills

[Reed and Becky Pomeroy]

Oprah appears to be interested in being inducted in to the OEBE. 
First, she started counter cruising - I beleive I shared the story of the
entire batch of warm from the oven corn muffins that disappeared while our
backs were turned.  

Around Thanksgiving she
initiated a policy of dart-and-grab whereby each time the broom closet
(which contains canned goods, onions, potatoes, spare rolls of paper
towels, and the kitchen trash but no brooms) is opened, she dashes from
out of nowhere, sticks her head between the feet of the person opening the
closet, and grabs the nearest thing (onion, potato, paper or other trash
spilling fromt he over-full wastebasket, etc), then prances off with it to
lord it over everyone else.

Then yesterday, I went into the
kitchen to find her methodically destroying what was most likely once a
roll of paper towels.  I'm not entirely sure because when I found
her, there was no peice remaining that exceded 3" X 3" in size,
and she was starting in on those "large" peices, holding one
between her front paws and ripping it in half with her teeth, then going
on to the next one.

What has gotten into that girl???

crazy basset lady
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