[Dailydrool] Crabby old things

[jules56pt at charter.net]

Hi eberbody------Dis be du beautimoos wed n wite babe frum Iwinoi, Ninja Belle.  I neber gotted on da puter bafor.  Iaways sit reel cwose toda mom cus shez da bestes one an sumtimes she eats stuf and shares wif me.  anyhoo--I needs sum hewp wif a biggggg prowbwem.  It weawwy big mabe biggggger dan Elder Clara.  She name be Sunny  an she not bery sunny.  She be cwoudy an thundery mostwy.  She hates memememem an Marwy, da over red an white girl  hewe who not as pwetty as mememememe but is otay.  Sunny bewows an bewows allda times and neber say nutin cept meeen fings.  An shes weaw ruff lukin kinda wike a sausage wif harebaws gwued aw ober.  Me tinks she so owd she cumin apawt.  Da onwy pawt dat werks gud is da pit wif teef.  Mabe i cud sewe hers on da Epaw.

any sugjestuns wewcum.  Fowe now I taks da loooooooong waw awound hers.

Ninja da beauwtimoos wed n wite giwl who ganna take a nap now.